The Daily Bull
The Daily Bull is probably not suitable for those under age 18 and probably should not be taken seriously... like past articles.

News and Updates:

11 September 2024

The staff page is finally up to date, and the archives code was refined a little to fix a few potential issues. A link to join the mailing list more easily is in the works.

Soph

Sophia Abraham

Joined 2022
Shitposter-in-Chief
Computer Engineering (Soft G)
Wielder of the Rubber Duck Backpack

The rest of this profile is left as an exercise to the reader.
cam

Cam McIntosh

Joined 2020
Honorary paperthey
Majoring in Wildlife Ecology [I fight bears. And win.]
My thoughts on fish and women are not appropriate for this webpage.

hazel

Hailey Engel

Joined 2024
VP
Computer Science major, Mathematics minor
Yippee!

tbh
frozen pants

Rosencrantz "Sephiroth" Siebigteroth

Joined 2021
Professional Pizza Fetcher
Capital 'C' Computer sCienCe major
They call me 007 - 0 articles written, 0 meetings attended, 7 billion dollars embezzled from The Daily Bull

big soup

Soup "Big Soup" Cobb

Joined 2023
STEWARD OF THE WORLD WIDE BULLSITE
Computer Science
Gods strongest javascript hater

I contain multitudes, also my first banana ever was in like 2022 so I have that going for me as well.
Staff

Staffs george

Joined 1453
Minion (Writer)
Majoring in Majors
I WRITE THINGS, SOMETIMES

THIS IS WHERE MY PROFILE GOES. MAYBE.
This isn't including the staff that are in the mental hospital.