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News and Updates:
-29 Feb 2024
The archive has been updated, and more importantly, it actually works!
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The Daily Bull is Michigan Technological University's entertainment newspaper. We cheerfully
provide our fellow students with articles satirizing modern events, pop culture, and any little story we can
make laughingly entertaining. Here on our website you can find our Archives, where all our past issues can be
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